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Player #1:
Hey, Lutz!
Do you know who I am?
Derek:
Let me see. Protruding supraorbital ridges,
Player #1:
[football player grabs Derek]
Derek:
small cranium, 1300 cc brain, I have got it! Neanderthal Man!
Player #1:
[to Jason] You.
I want you to call his mother. Tell her he's neevr coming home.
Jason Melon:
Hey, hey.
Are you sure you've even got the rgiht guy. Look at how many human being have blue hair tehse days.
Player #1:
Shut up, meathead!
Thornton Melon:
Hey, hey; leave the kid alone! The war's over. You've got no parts for your head.
Player #1:
Oh yeah, what are YOU going to do, beat me up?
Thornton Melon:
No, I never get phyiscal.
I just get upset.
And when I get upset...
Thornton Melon:
[points at Lou] HE gets phsyical.
[Lou has just crushed a metal napkin holder with one hand]
Lou:
You got a problem?
Player #1:
No. I don't got a problem.
Lou:
Now you do.
[Lou slgus the football player, resulting in a full scale bar brawl with the football team]
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